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  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman apprentice
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    Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French
    guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
    sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand
    print on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark,
    and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
    but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The Frenchman thinks: The American, must have groped the blonde in the dark.
    She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The American, thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
    Frenchman again!
     
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  2. robthetimekeeper

    robthetimekeeper Seaworthy

    That's racist! hahahahahahahahaha
     

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