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The Husband Store

Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by WetBandit, Oct 9, 2019.


  1. WetBandit

    WetBandit Pirate in the making
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    A store that sells new husbands has opened in Little rock , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.
    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more,' so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good looking.
    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
     
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  2. mak

    mak Moderator on Deck Staff Member

    Good one. Smiley Laughing024::1
     
  3. WetBandit

    WetBandit Pirate in the making
    Thread Started By

    Can't say I made it up, but thought it was worth a share.
     
  4. Dave rivera

    Dave rivera Master Gunner

    Nice !! Had me laughing. My wife couldn’t understand why I founded it funny, I told her , you would have gotten to the seventh floor.
     
  5. Bossman

    Bossman Moderator on Deck Staff Member

    True so true! Got a good laugh out of it.
     

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