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Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by Shrimp Gritter, Jun 23, 2020.

  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman apprentice
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    A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
    Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up
    with him. After looking around, he realized that they
    were stranded on a deserted island.

    After being there a while, he got into the habit of
    taking his two animal companions to the beach every
    evening to watch the sun set.

    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
    beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
    gentle - a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
    and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to
    the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep,
    growled fiercely until the man took his arm from
    around the sheep.

    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
    sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
    another shipwreck.

    The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

    That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the
    evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening
    - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
    perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
    started to get "those feelings" again..

    He fought the urges as long as he could, but he
    finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously
    and whispered in her ear...

    "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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  2. mak

    mak Moderator on Deck Staff Member

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