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Restricted Fishing Area

Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by Jeepster, Aug 7, 2021.


  1. Jeepster

    Jeepster Matey
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    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?
    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."
    "For reading a book"? she replies.
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
    "But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.
    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
    Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!.............
     
  2. Fcsoccer11

    Fcsoccer11 Pirate

    that's really good, my wife will love it.
     

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