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Little Girl Works Construction

Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by robthetimekeeper, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. robthetimekeeper

    robthetimekeeper Seaworthy
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    A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 4-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

    Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more - or - less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

    At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a $10 check. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

    When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

    The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

    "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

    The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin’ drywall.
  2. nat55611

    nat55611 Cabin Boy

    Lmao that’s funny
    Had me going till the end
  3. JD4WD

    JD4WD Greenhorn

    haha! That's a good one. I have two little ones and they hear and repeat EVERYTHING.
  4. Greenedog

    Greenedog Treasure Hunter

    LOL. I could see my 4 yr old grandaughter doing that! :D
  5. Ricardo23

    Ricardo23 Treasure Hunter

    I like this one! If they start working near my house I am keeping my grand daughter inside!

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