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  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman apprentice
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    One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over
    ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a
    ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he
    begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
    Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman
    wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

    She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how
    long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
    "Ten years," replies the Irishman.
    With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
    sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights
    it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

    "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks
    him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
    She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands
    it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis
    absolutely fantastic!"

    At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
    the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has
    it been since you've played around?"
    With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet
    Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"
  2. mak

    mak Moderator on Deck Staff Member

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