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Game Warden Jumps Out

Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by Bossman, Jun 14, 2017.


  1. Bossman

    Bossman Moderator on Deck Staff Member
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    A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.

    Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

    After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

    "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.

    With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

    "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

    "Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
     
    Bossman, Jun 14, 2017
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  2. Firefly_Nights

    Firefly_Nights Pirate

    That is so funny and smart.
     
    Firefly_Nights, Jun 19, 2017
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  3. Jeepster

    Jeepster Swabbie

    Too Much. Bossman you ain't right.
     
    Jeepster, Jun 19, 2017
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  4. Bossman

    Bossman Moderator on Deck Staff Member
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    Firefly, you couldn't imagine how fast the game warden could run
     
    Bossman, Jun 19, 2017
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  5. Bossman

    Bossman Moderator on Deck Staff Member
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    Just getting started Jeepster.
     
    Bossman, Jun 19, 2017
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  6. Firefly_Nights

    Firefly_Nights Pirate

    I personally couldnt run from warden anyway. I respect all law enforcment way to much to do that but i have seen some occasionally smart or quick thinking criminals over the years that just make the mischevious little kid inside giggle.
     
    Firefly_Nights, Jun 20, 2017
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  7. Keith

    Keith Pirate

    That's a good one. Kids have quick minds
     
    Keith, Jun 20, 2017
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  8. JDP

    JDP Pirate

    I don't care who you are, dat der is funny.
     
    JDP, Jun 20, 2017
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  9. dagnuten

    dagnuten Greenhorn

    Heeeeheee... got to love it!
     
    dagnuten, Jun 13, 2018
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