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  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman apprentice
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    Two dimfarts are walking toward each other and one is carrying a sack.
    One says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?"
    "Jes, some chickens."
    "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
    "Shoot, if you guesses right I'll give ya both of 'em."
    "Ummmmmm....five?"
    *******
    Bubba came home and found his house on fire.
    He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here - muh house is on fahr."
    "OK," replied the fireman. "How do we get there?"
    "Shucks, don't you fellers still have them big red trucks?"
     

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