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Cows And Bulls

Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by Shrimp Gritter, Nov 3, 2019.


  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman apprentice
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    A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
    The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

    They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,
    "This bull mated 120 times last year."
    The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
    They walked a bit further and a third pen had a bull with a sign
    saying,"This bull mated 365 times last year."
    The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one!"
    The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
    We are pleased to report that the husband's condition has now been upgraded from critical to stable. and he is expected to make a full recovery from his injuries.
     
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  2. Dave rivera

    Dave rivera Deckhand

    Nice!!!!!!!! All smiles
     

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