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By Any Other Name

Discussion in 'Fish-N-Jokes™ - Best Fishing Jokes To Tell' started by Shrimp Gritter, Jan 30, 2020.


  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman apprentice
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    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
    name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is
    acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen.


    The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
    mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

    Pfizer Inc recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in
    liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use
    as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man
    to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
    this a soft drink.

    This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and
    just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi
    will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.


    It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has
    been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. It
    is believed that as the population ages, there will be a large number of
    people wandering around with huge breasts and erections, who can't
    remember what to do with them.
     
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  2. JBF

    JBF Cabin Boy

    Like a Saturday night live weekend update skit
     

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