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Buying A New Car...the Senior Method

Discussion in 'Bloopers, just for Giggles' started by Shrimp Gritter, Oct 29, 2017.

  1. Shrimp Gritter

    Shrimp Gritter Seaman Recruit
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    A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.

    The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply:

    "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close the deal for $45,000 to that lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

    The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.

    "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

    Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

    "There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."

    Once again.... don't mess with senior
    Bacchus likes this.
  2. shrimpmansteve

    shrimpmansteve Carpenter

    Very funny! Thanks for the chuckle
  3. Specialist

    Specialist Buccaneer

    Don't mess with the wisdom of the elderly!
  4. Bossman

    Bossman Moderator on Deck Staff Member

    And sadly I'll say I've sent my daughters (In their 20's) to get a parking spot for the boat trailer on a crowded weekend when I didn't want to walk. Unbelievable, attendant gave then them the slot next to the handicap slot. Must be nice having boobs!
    mkyota1 likes this.

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