Know any good Jokes, Fishing Jokes, or Stories, Post them here!!! Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:10:32 +0100 Thu, 16 Jul 2026 14:10:32 +0100 ShrimpNFishFlorida™ is Florida's Official Anglers Social Networking Community™ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/forums/fish-n-jokes%E2%84%A2-best-fishing-jokes-to-tell.24/ Sat, 09 Jul 2022 00:53:28 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-manatee-huggers-have-twisted-my-brain.17675/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-manatee-huggers-have-twisted-my-brain.17675/ invalid@example.com (Jeepster) Jeepster
This is me after launching at River Breeze and wanting to fish George's Bar]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2021 20:26:07 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/restricted-fishing-area.17409/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/restricted-fishing-area.17409/ invalid@example.com (Jeepster) Jeepster Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing...

Restricted Fishing Area]]> 1 Thu, 26 Aug 2021 23:08:21 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/eating-out.17424/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/eating-out.17424/ invalid@example.com (Jeepster) Jeepster they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway
and that’s how the fight started.]]> 2 Thu, 12 Aug 2021 04:17:17 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/skinny-dipping.17411/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/skinny-dipping.17411/ invalid@example.com (robthetimekeeper) robthetimekeeper
Skinny Dipping]]> Fri, 09 Jul 2021 16:43:21 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/evolution.17368/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/evolution.17368/ invalid@example.com (robthetimekeeper) robthetimekeeper
From: https://www.thefarside.com/2021/07/08]]> 1 Thu, 10 Jun 2021 17:46:20 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/yesterday-and-today.16966/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/yesterday-and-today.16966/ invalid@example.com (mak) mak
Sounds about right]]> 4 Sat, 15 Aug 2020 19:04:05 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/wife-wants-to-hunt.16885/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/wife-wants-to-hunt.16885/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
The wife was elated, more time to spend together, more time to talk, what could be a better time to talk about the...

Wife Wants To Hunt]]> 2 Thu, 06 Aug 2020 22:12:42 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/telephone-poll.16868/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/telephone-poll.16868/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter California, and Texas

Governors' offices, asked whether people who live in
their state think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

29% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa]]> Mon, 27 Jul 2020 16:17:14 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/covid-fishing-trip.16851/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/covid-fishing-trip.16851/ invalid@example.com (mak) mak
I guess whoever came up with this one never booked a fishing trip.]]> 3 Fri, 24 Jul 2020 04:43:55 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/clown-needed.16848/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/clown-needed.16848/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter Guests arrive and all is going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But, the clown has not shown up and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck...

Clown Needed]]> Tue, 14 Jul 2020 12:50:48 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-old-farmers-wife.16811/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-old-farmers-wife.16811/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter

From morning til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule.


He tried to plow a lot.


One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.


Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on....

The Old Farmers Wife]]> 2 Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:20:51 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/constantly-late.16767/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/constantly-late.16767/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late.

But he was a good worker, real sharp,

so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job,

but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.'

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well...

Constantly Late.....]]> Tue, 23 Jun 2020 17:09:14 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/shipwreck.16749/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/shipwreck.16749/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up
with him. After looking around, he realized that they
were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and
gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the...

Shipwreck.....]]> 1 Thu, 18 Jun 2020 13:54:46 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-toughest-hand-glider.16736/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-toughest-hand-glider.16736/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
The night of tales begins...Pedro the Mexican says, "I must be the meanest, toughest, hang glider there is. Why, just the other day I landed in a field and scared a crocodile, who came out of the swamp and ate six men who were standen...

The Toughest Hand Glider]]> Sun, 07 Jun 2020 11:31:35 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/first-drink.16657/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/first-drink.16657/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope!
In...

First Drink]]> 4 Thu, 07 May 2020 21:42:06 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/dead-old-cow.16653/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/dead-old-cow.16653/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one...

Dead Old Cow]]> 2 Fri, 01 May 2020 21:27:20 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/senior-entertainment.16638/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/senior-entertainment.16638/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to
be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you...

Senior Entertainment]]> 1 Tue, 21 Apr 2020 15:50:49 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/a-visit-with-grandpa.16615/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/a-visit-with-grandpa.16615/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
"How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night.

At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is...

A Visit With Grandpa]]> Tue, 21 Apr 2020 14:15:35 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-pharmacist.16613/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/the-pharmacist.16613/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter
Pharmacist: "Yes."

Virginia: "Does it work?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."

Virginia: "Can you get it over the counter?"

Pharmacist: "Yes... if I take two."]]> 2 Tue, 07 Apr 2020 00:03:10 +0100 http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/looking-for-lost-wives.16571/ http://www.shrimpnfishflorida.com/forums/threads/looking-for-lost-wives.16571/ invalid@example.com (Shrimp Gritter) Shrimp Gritter Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

" The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

" The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is...

Looking For Lost Wives]]>